Moron Eats Cactus
The Cactus: Millions of years ago, the cactus evolved tough irritating spines to protect itself from the onslaught of ravenous herbivorous wild animals. These prickly defenses have protected them in one of the harshest environments on earth.
It is hard to imagine what sort of animal could feast on such a plant.
“The Wild animal had the looks of a Tasmanian devil or some sort of black colored rabid wolf”, one horrified witness claimed.
“The sounds alone were horrifying.”
No one knows what caused the animal to attack. It is well known that cactus have developed such defenses to protect itself from thirsty animals in a desert environment seeking the moisture of the cactus’s center. However, there was plenty of fresh, delicious water readily available to the creature nearby.
One terrified bystander fears, “Maybe it just kills for fun.”
“Maybe, It feels no pain.”
Rescue personnel report the plant is still in critical condition in the ICU. The attacker remains at large.